Rude sms
How Dogs and Women are
alike?
Neither believe that
silence is golden,
Neither can balance a
checkbook &
Both put too much value
on kissing.
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with
u,
then don ’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
Mistake is always urs.
Make love to ur galfriend
on Valentine day.
She ’ll give u good news on
Mothers day &
U ’ll have a child on
children`s day.
Don ’t try this on
everybody.
Coz U ’ll have bad news on
Dec 1
“LOVE” .What a heavenly
thing, what a heavenly
word ….
but do u know what is
LOVE?
L= Loss
O= Of
V= Valuable
E= Energy ….
So don’t LOVE..
One who surrenders when
he is wrong is HONEST,
One who surrenders when
he is not sure is WISE,
One who surrenders even
when he is sure that he is
right is HUSBAND…
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head
Old people used to annoy
me at weddings by
pinching my cheeks &
saying that you are the
next.
They stopped doing that
when I started doing the
same to them at funerals!!
Can we do romance in the
evening today?
I ’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing
and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”
Today is the birthday of
Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday
and send this
sms to every cartoon as i
did …..
child uses its thumb 2
chew,
an illiterate uses his
thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2
show victory,
but a monkey is using his
thumb 2 read this sms
Can u pronounce good
english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof,
woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof,
woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good
dog. Now stop barking.
ever in your life u r very
sad n feel that u have lost
everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge
and show u where 2 jump
from.