Naughty sms

CONGRATS.Your phone
has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone
has been installed with a
new puzzle game. To
play,throw your phone
against the wall.Then
assemble the pieces....
Always start your day
with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day
with a lot of... S E X S -
SMILE E - ENERGY X -
XCITEMENT so make S E
X a daily habit, and
you"ll always B
SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. " "
" "Come here,take off
urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs
pants and knickers, get
on top of me, enjoy until
u get satisfied, loving
urs.....toilet!
" "Lastnite i went 2 bed
without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed
without
u..cold,naked,thinking of
u, missing ur warmth, ur
soft touch against my
skin. Where were u
lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
" "A girl phoned me the
other day and said.
A girl phoned me the
other day and
said..."Come on over,
there's nobody home." I
went over. Nobody was
home
" "Press down down
more Ok more YES
Press down down more
Ok more YES ahh ohh yes
almost there yeah oh shit
harder SO GOOD !
mmmmm That's how I
sex on text !
" "I really deeply wish tat
u r here
I really deeply wish tat u
r here with me in my
room.on my bed&lights is
off & we get under the
cover together.. 2 show u
my glow in the dark
watch.
" He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a
mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there are 3 chambers in
my heart.
there are 3 chambers in
my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my
heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY
HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!By Ikram
What is the height of
Flirting?
What is the height of
Flirting?
When your love letter
starts with "TO
WHOMSOEVER IT MAY
CONCERN". By Amit
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP
A BEAUTY,DRINK A
FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO
OOTY,REMOVE HER
NIGHTY...DO UR
DUTY.,AFTER 9
MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}
;-pasha
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% aakhe faad ke kya
dekh rahe ho jaki chan
ka sms aya tha forward
kar diya raghavv 2417
this is your mobile
operator we can see that
you are too dump to use
your mobile please put it
on the floor and start
jumping on it remzozo
It's better to stay away
from girls. Only one or
two can bring SMILE to
your life, remaining will
steel your HAPPINESS
from your life santhu
A husband was stung by a
bee on his pnes and it
became swollen. His wife
prayed, "Oh God may you
remove off the pain and
leave the size as it is.
Baboshisto
If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t
darling
ru know full fom of
DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K