blind jocks

nd question and
answer jokes
Q: Why don't blind
people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out
of the dog.
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a
store with his seeing eye
dog. All of a sudden, he
picks up the leash and
begins swinging the dog
over his head. The
manager runs up to the
man and asks, "What are
you doing?!!" The blind
man replies, "Just
looking around."
Skydiving blind
A blind man was
describing his favorite
sport, parachuting. When
asked how this was
accomplished, he said
that things were all done
for him: "I am placed in
the door with my seeing
eye dog and told when to
jump. My hand is placed
on my release ring for
me and out I go with the
dog."
"But how do you know
when you are going to
land?" he was asked. "I
have a very keen sense
of smell, and I can smell
the trees and grass when
I am 300 feet from the
ground" he answered.
"But how do you know
when to lift your legs for
the final arrival on the
ground?" he was again
asked. He quickly
answered: "Oh, the dog's
leash goes slack."
There is a blind man here
to see you
A nun in the convent
walked into the
bathroom where mother
superior was taking a
shower. "There is a blind
man to see you," she
says. "Well, if he is a
blind man, than it does
not matter if I'm in the
shower. Send him in."
The blind man walks into
the bathroom, and
mother superior starts to